Barbie Girls Is Awsome

I have a lot of love for barbiegirls! I can't dance or sing but i can draw good but i can't make things like: posters,books, and make-up. My name is Amy and don't call me by my name. Don't make me laugh or i will kill you. I can slay you if you do. i don't kick anyone if you have a good floor. Just don't knock at my door or you will die. People can't hurt me because i am dead and i can have a good thing too like playing outside instead of doing the computer even though it is slow. I don't like games or surprises so sorry i can't have a fun time with you. If you touch my face i will hurt you and you will not be able to see your butt until the next marathon of the next world war!!! But if you would liek to do chores. . .don't bother! I have already set the table and cleaned the dog for you!!!